Today On Oppo.....

Kinja'd!!! "jkm7680" (jkm7680)
12/25/2016 at 15:53 • Filed to: None

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Did Jkm join the Oppo Ecopoop Crew? Find out soon.

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I hope everybody is having a great Christmas Day!


DISCUSSION (41)


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > jkm7680
12/25/2016 at 15:57

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If this is anything like your last dozen teaser posts, the answer is:

NO


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/25/2016 at 15:59

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Dozen? Pschhhhhhhh more like million.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > jkm7680
12/25/2016 at 16:00

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I rest my case.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/25/2016 at 16:00

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You know me well.


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > jkm7680
12/25/2016 at 16:01

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EVERYBODY RUN


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > jkm7680
12/25/2016 at 16:01

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Kinja'd!!! gmctavish needs more space > jkm7680
12/25/2016 at 16:02

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Did you buy an Ecoboost Dodge Ram


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
12/25/2016 at 16:03

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Teeheeeheeeheeeeeee


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > jkm7680
12/25/2016 at 16:06

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Lemme try again.

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TELL ME MUTHERFRAKER!!


Kinja'd!!! unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > jkm7680
12/25/2016 at 16:07

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Dear god please tell me you dumped the jetta. Also welcome to the yellow vehicle club if you’re getting this.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
12/25/2016 at 16:07

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Only time will tell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Kinja'd!!! unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > gmctavish needs more space
12/25/2016 at 16:21

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Nope an Audi Allroad with broken air suspension and rod knock.


Kinja'd!!! gmctavish needs more space > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)
12/25/2016 at 16:23

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Perfect


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > jkm7680
12/25/2016 at 16:29

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It matters not. The JKM we know and love is dead. He has been converted to ‘muricanism. The truck posts all the time should have been an obvious giveaway, but this mustang he did/didn’t buy seals it.

VW is dead, and they took the real jkm with them.


Kinja'd!!! ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)
12/25/2016 at 16:35

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So a new Audi Allroad then?


Kinja'd!!! Spaceball-Two > jkm7680
12/25/2016 at 16:43

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TRAITOR!

Oh and Merry Christmas.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)
12/25/2016 at 16:56

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Gib


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Spaceball-Two
12/25/2016 at 16:58

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Oh the hypocrisy, Mr. Benedict Arnold of Toyotas


Kinja'd!!! unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/25/2016 at 17:34

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NO


Kinja'd!!! Spaceball-Two > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/25/2016 at 17:39

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It’s true. I’m horrible.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Spaceball-Two
12/25/2016 at 18:30

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Ikr haha

Merry Christmas to you and yours man!


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > PS9
12/25/2016 at 18:30

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Well, I already technically own a Mustang....


Kinja'd!!! TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > jkm7680
12/25/2016 at 21:11

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please no. The 5.0 is such a good engine. I still dont get why people ever get the Ecopoop. Especially when a custom dyno tune will give you 20+ mpg on the highway. Also mid 11's at the drag strip like our shop car


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > TheD0k_2many toys 2little time
12/25/2016 at 22:24

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Ik, my only problem is that I’d be constantly wanting a V8. The Ecopoop is really good for the price though.

I’m also considering a ‘14 F-150 with the 5.0 and doing some shit to it. Damn fast trucks those.


Kinja'd!!! TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > jkm7680
12/25/2016 at 22:32

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yes same motor minus intake and cams are different. Will make good power when massaged


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > TheD0k_2many toys 2little time
12/26/2016 at 08:05

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Hell, they make good power to begin with. 0-60 in like 6. Something seconds with the 5.0 and like 5.8 or something with the Ecopoop 3.5


Kinja'd!!! TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > jkm7680
12/26/2016 at 13:47

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and a tune and exhaust will add a few more ponies


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > TheD0k_2many toys 2little time
12/26/2016 at 14:10

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Yessir! If I get one I’m gonna go for Mustang power, decent handling and good offroad cred.


Kinja'd!!! TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > jkm7680
12/26/2016 at 14:48

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My friend dad has owned his 13 5.0 F150 for a month and already wants a 2in lift so he can fit bigger tires


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > TheD0k_2many toys 2little time
12/26/2016 at 15:04

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Haha nice nice, I’m probably gonna just keep the same suspension and wheels and just get a Ranch Hand up front.


Kinja'd!!! Jayhawk Jake > TheD0k_2many toys 2little time
12/27/2016 at 13:00

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Yeah, a lighter more evenly balanced car with more torque when tuned than a 5.0 that still returns 30+ mpg highway is terrible


Kinja'd!!! TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > Jayhawk Jake
12/27/2016 at 18:13

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more torque? how much? Our shop car with bolts ons and a tune makes way more. i can assure you that a 5.0 makes more torque. and its an auto car for drag racing.


Kinja'd!!! Jayhawk Jake > TheD0k_2many toys 2little time
12/27/2016 at 18:17

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Going off of the few dyno sheets I’ve cared to look at a tune only GT is making something like 375 lb ft to the wheels while a tune only EB is making 390.

I’m not trying to win a pissing contest nor am I really trying to say the Ecoboost is better. I’m just saying it deserves quite a bit more respect than you seem willing to give it. It’s a righteously quick car with good handling characteristics that’s every bit as fun to drive as anything else it compares to. The GT is a solid car as well, but I’m quite happy with my EB and I think you’d be surprised at how good the motor can be when woken up with a tune


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > jkm7680
01/02/2017 at 18:56

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Okay, it’s 2017. TELL ME NOW!!


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
01/02/2017 at 18:59

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Wow, last time you asked me was last year!

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Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > jkm7680
01/02/2017 at 19:58

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Welcome to the club.

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Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
01/02/2017 at 21:02

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Ah-ha but that is not a yes or no!


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > jkm7680
01/02/2017 at 21:27

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I already know what you’ve done, it’s okay. You don’t have to ambiguify me anymore. ;)


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
01/02/2017 at 21:46

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Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > jkm7680
01/02/2017 at 22:19

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Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
01/02/2017 at 23:18

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I can’t upload gifs on mobile because Kinja.

I was trying to do a “pocket sand” gif of Dale from King Of The Hill, alas it did not work because Kinja is a fucking piece of shit.